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Your March Sexoscopes 2022

| 03/01/2022

Illustration by Sophi Gullbrants

Welcome to Pisces season, lovers! It’s better to rest than to fight the Pisces energy which makes you feel more tired than usual. This is a blessing, as you will need your energy when the sun moves into fiery Aries on the 20th. The first few weeks of March are here to help you relax and reconnect to your spirit. It’s a time to float in possibility and lean into creativity and pleasure as self-care. The Pisces sun loves a good cry. Let your emotions flow as tears are cleansing and healing. Have compassion for yourself and the people in your life.

While the Pisces sun is fabulous for romance, creativity and wild dreams it can also have us escaping reality through rose-colored glasses. Try to pay attention to what is actually being presented to you rather than idealizing your partners. When someone shows you what they are available for, believe them rather than falling for their potential. Fortunately romantic Venus and aggressive Mars dance together into detached Aquarius on the 6th, helping your internal bullshit meter see any red flags. Consider this month a cosmic reset to your intuition and an opening of your heart which will be your greatest assets moving forward into Aries season.

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Pisces & Pisces Rising (February 19-March 20)

Happy solar return Pisces! Your personal new year begins with all planets direct, a welcomed energy from past years. Your intuition is your internal compass. Allow it to reveal to you new truths. These visions and gut feelings may come through your dreams or whisper to you through a song lyric that swirls through your mind. It may not make sense while making perfect sense but that is your gift dear Pisces. While the sun is shining in your sign, love and romance feel like poetry, as everyone has more access to feeling pleasure the way you do. Allow it to crash, like waves washing over you and your lovers, carrying you out to sea.

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Aries & Aries Rising (March 21-April 19)

Your dreams are wild this month, Aries! Pay attention to inspiration coming to you in mysterious ways. Try not to overschedule yourself this month as your energy levels are lower than usual under the sleepy Pisces sun. Cuddle up with your sexy someone or an erotic audiobook and catch up on your beauty rest. You need your strength for what’s to come when the sun moves into your sign on the 20th, reigniting your pilot light and catapulting you into action. Until then, let your emotions sweep you away. Cry the tears you’ve been storing up over the winter months and follow the hunches and gut instincts you may normally wave away. It isn’t the time to be rational.

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Taurus & Taurus Rising (April 20-May 20)

Your typical down-to-earth practicality is obliterated this month Taurus, as the ethereal Pisces sun begs you to dare to dream. Sometimes the most beautiful things in life make no sense, yet you find yourself washed up on the correct shore. This is the magic of March dear Taurus. Don’t try to fight the tides. When it comes to love and relationships this month is prime for romance and losing time to pleasure. Throw out your routine and turn off your phone. If it feels good then more is more. You’ll get back on track when the sun moves into feisty Aries on the 20th – until then enjoy yourself without pressure or concern for deadlines.

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Gemini & Gemini Rising (May 21-June 20)

Restricting your creativity will only lead to resentment, Gemini. When you find yourself daydreaming during business hours, know this is how you channel your genius. Let your fantasies take you into uncharted waters. Pay attention to the many ways your feelings are expressing themselves to you, perhaps through music and song lyrics. Curate a playlist and pick an anthem to move your body to when you’re feeling stuck or frustrated this month. Keep your lovers on their toes by sharing what’s on your kinky mind with sexy text messages, erotic voice notes, or inviting them to join you for a clothing-optional dance party.

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Cancer & Cancer Rising (June 21-July 22)

Which relationships feel most expansive to you, Cancer? This month is asking you to take love on an adventure, either a road trip or an emotional excavation. Taking stock of how you feel during your romantic interactions will help you sort out those which are traveling toward your north star and those which are stuck in neutral. Make the most of the dreamy Pisces energy by expressing your feelings to their fullest, perhaps writing someone special a love letter or one to yourself. Make them as tender and sentimental as you wish as sharing your vulnerable heart is your superpower.

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Leo & Leo Rising (July 23-August 22)

Dive deep into your fears and fantasies this month, Leo. The only thing holding you back from living larger than life is your own fears of failure and success. Pay attention to your intuition this month. You will be shown where both sides of this coin show up in your life. This is a blessing, as you are ready to shed an old skin and transform into a powerful next level version of yourself when the sun moves into fiery Aries on the 20th. Sex magic is a potent practice you can access anytime which aligns your energy with ecstasy and pure presence. Focus your intentions and bring them into your self-pleasure practice to manifest your wildest desires.

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Virgo & Virgo Rising (August 23-September 22)

Teamwork makes the dream work, Virgo. This month you’ll be focused on relationships of all kinds and putting in the effort to build stronger foundations. When it comes to romance, the compassionate Pisces sun helps you and your partners connect in a less judgmental, more empathetic way. It is safe to open up about your feelings. Asking for your needs to be met does not make you needy, it makes you human. Consider how delighted you are to please your lovers and trust that they are just as enthusiastic about pleasing you. There is no need to hold back your desires.

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Libra & Libra Rising (September 23-October 22)

Sexy self-care is your theme this month, Libra. Indulge your desire for beauty with products for your sacred skincare routine or new yoga attire, but remember to balance your aesthetics with nurturing the unseen parts of yourself such as your nervous system and emotional wellness. Committing to a meditation or journal practice can do wonders for your health. The more you love yourself the more you will be able to give as well as receive support, intimacy, and romance from your partners. You already know what you need, go ahead and give it to yourself.

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Scorpio & Scorpio Rising (October 23-November 21)

Romance is a flower that blooms at the perfect time, Scorpio. The key is showing up in devotion to water your garden during every season of life. Treat yourself like a delicate blossom this month regardless of where you are in your relationships. Nature never rushes its own perfection and you don’t need to either. Allow the romantic Pisces sun to melt away any lingering icicles from winter, reminding you that the warmth of spring is returning. Change is inevitable and necessary for growth, this is where you access your power. Let the waves of transformation wash over you now.

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Sagittarius & Sagittarius Rising (November 22-December 21)

Spring cleaning is as much an internal process as an external one, Sagittarius. This month, make the best use of the emotional Pisces sun to help you cleanse yourself of lingering energy from 2021. This may mean a good cry. Tears are the body’s way of purging built up emotional energy. Crying can be as beneficial as donating the things in your house that no longer spark joy. Reconnect to your fire by tending the flames of your foundations. You’re likely to find this year holds exciting, sexy, unforeseen adventures that are waiting patiently for you to create space to receive them.

capricorn

Capricorn & Capricorn Rising (Dec 22-Jan 20)

How are you communicating your feelings, Capricorn? You are more sensitive than you allow yourself to share, which may lead to hurt feelings. Take the opportunities offered to deepen your intimacy within your relationships as the empathetic Pisces sun is gifting you the energy to open up and share your heart. Adding an emotional layer to your romantic encounters takes amazing sex to near cosmic levels. Through your body you connect to yourself and your desires, creating a sacred container for pleasure and trust. Surrender to the present moment and receive.

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Aquarius & Aquarius Rising (January 21-February 18)

Your sense of self-worth is getting an upgrade this year, Aquarius. Think about this process as if it were an epic adventure. This month you are in the middle of the ocean of your emotions and minute to minute the tides may change; sometimes you will find yourself floating peacefully, others you may be swimming against the current. Be present with your feelings rather than overanalyzing them. Your relationships are reflecting to you where you’ve been and offering clues as to where you are going. Allow yourself to be surprised and delighted by the expansion of self-love and self-acceptance blooming within you.

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