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Mitch McConnell Dildo (Warehouse Sale)

$80 $40
5.0
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
3 Reviews
Tested by 10k+ people
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Meet the ones that got away. This limited-edition product is a retired style we just couldn't let go of — until now. 50% off, while supplies last. Sold as-is, no warranty, all fun.

Find out everything you need to know about the Mitch McConnell Dildo:

Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell is f*cking America with his anti-abortion stance. And he’s doing it without our consent: 80% of Americans believe abortion should be legal in all or most cases. 

We’re offering a more pleasurable way to f*ck him back and support reproductive freedom in the process. 100% of this limited-edition purchase will go to our abortion rights funds partner: National Network of Abortion Funds

And if you don't want this product yourself... We'll just leave this here:

Attn: Mitch McConnell
317 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

Color:
fast-delivery

Arrives between Mon, Jul 06 and Wed, Jul 08.

Specifications

Diameter: Just under 1 inch
Widest part of Mitch's head: 1.25 inches
Height including base: 6.5 inches
Height of just shaft: 5.75 inches
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Aimée Gould Shunney

Aimée Gould Shunney

ND Naturopathic physician

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5.0
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
Based on 3 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 3 Total 4 star reviews: 0 Total 3 star reviews: 0 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
100%would recommend this product
3 reviews
  • aj f.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 years ago
    The best thing I ever

    The best thing I ever saw

  • Antonio C.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 years ago
    It’s a HIT

    Even republicans think of funny 😆

  • Tracy S.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 years ago
    Just Brilliant

    F__k Mitch.