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Mitch McConnell: Limited Edition

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$80.00

Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell is f*cking America with his anti-abortion stance. And he’s doing it without our consent: 80% of Americans believe abortion should be legal in all or most cases.

We’re offering a more pleasurable way to f*ck him back and support reproductive freedom in the process. 100% of this limited-edition purchase will go to our abortion rights funds partner: National Network of Abortion Funds

And if you don't want this product yourself... We'll just leave this here:

Attn: Mitch McConnell
317 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

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fast-delivery

Arrives between Tue, Aug 26 and Thu, Aug 28.

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Specifications

Diameter: Just under 1 inch
Widest part of Mitch's head: 1.25 inches
Height including base: 6.5 inches
Height of just shaft: 5.75 inches
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3-Year Warranty 3-YEAR WARRANTY
Body Safe BODY-SAFE
Designed by Women DESIGNED BY WOMEN
3-Year Warranty 3-YEAR WARRANTY
Body Safe BODY-SAFE
Designed by Women DESIGNED BY WOMEN
3-Year Warranty 3-YEAR WARRANTY
Body Safe BODY-SAFE
Designed by Women DESIGNED BY WOMEN
3-Year Warranty 3-YEAR WARRANTY
Flexible Body
Waterproof
Multi-Patterns + Intensities
Medical Grade Silicone
Discretely Packaged
USB Rechargeable
Flexible Body
Waterproof
Multi-Patterns + Intensities
Medical Grade Silicone
Discretely Packaged
USB Rechargeable
Flexible Body
Waterproof
Multi-Patterns + Intensities
Medical Grade Silicone
Discretely Packaged
USB Rechargeable