Sex and Flatulence: Let's Go There
Sexual Wellness

Sex and Flatulence: Let's Go There

Created on 17/03/2025
Updated on 17/03/2025
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Ah, sex and farting—two of the most natural, inevitable, and yet absurdly taboo bodily functions. We spend our lives pretending neither exist…until they do. And when they collide? Pure chaos (or comedy gold, depending on your outlook). But here’s the thing: we’re going there—because honestly, why not?

Everybody Farts. Even During Sex.

Let’s start with the obvious: every single person on this planet farts. You, your crush, Beyoncé, that impossibly hot barista—no one is immune. And yet, when it comes to sex, we act like letting one slip is the ultimate mood killer. Spoiler: it’s not. It’s just biology, baby.

The Post-Sex Toot: A Sign You Did It Right

Picture this: you just had mind-blowing, sheet-clutching sex. Your muscles are jelly, your body is still buzzing, and then—pfft. Look, you just engaged your core, flipped into positions Cirque du Soleil would applaud, and got your insides moving. That air had to go somewhere. Honestly, a post-sex fart isn’t just normal—it’s a sign you put in work.

Queefs: The Bedroom Soundtrack Nobody Talks About

Now, let’s talk about queefing—aka vaginal flatulence, aka the great sound betrayal. Unlike your standard fart, queefs are just trapped air making a dramatic exit when things shift around down there. No odor, no digestive origins—just a little acoustic moment courtesy of physics.

But the sound? Indistinguishable from a classic toot. Cue the horror.

But listen, if you have a vagina, you will at some point queef during sex. And if your partner is weird about it? They need to grow up. A queef is just proof of movement, depth, and—let’s be honest—enthusiasm. Consider it an erotic round of applause.

When a Mid-Sex Fart Happens…

It happens. Maybe you tried to hold it in. Maybe your partner’s deep thrust hit a hidden gas pocket. Maybe the dog did it (sure, blame the dog). Whatever the case, it’s okay. The human body is a miracle, but it’s also ridiculous. If sex is good, a little unexpected sound effect won’t ruin it.

Let’s Normalize It

Sex is messy. Bodies make noises. And the more we laugh about it, the less shame we carry around the things we literally cannot control. If you’re naked with someone, trust them enough to be human. And if a fart happens? Roll with it. Because, honestly, a partner who can giggle with you about a well-timed toot is a keeper.

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