Mitch McConnell: Limited Edition
80% of Americans believe in the legal right to abortion
Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell is f*cking America with his anti-abortion stance. And he’s doing it without our consent: 80% of Americans believe abortion should be legal in all or most cases.
We’re offering a more pleasurable way to f*ck him back and support reproductive freedom in the process. 100% of this limited-edition purchase will go to abortion rights funds.
And if you don't want this product yourself... We'll just leave this here:
Attn: Mitch McConnell
317 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Diameter: Just under 1 inch
Widest part of Mitch's head: 1.25 inches
Height including base: 6.5 inches
Height of just shaft: 5.75 inches