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Mitch McConnell: Limited Edition

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Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell is f*cking America with his anti-abortion stance. And he’s doing it without our consent: 80% of Americans believe abortion should be legal in all or most cases.

We’re offering a more pleasurable way to f*ck him back and support reproductive freedom in the process. 100% of this limited-edition purchase will go to our abortion rights funds partner: National Network of Abortion Funds

And if you don't want this product yourself... We'll just leave this here:

Attn: Mitch McConnell
317 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

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Help America Get Unf*cked By The Government.

On June 24, 2022, the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade and revoked the fundamental right to abortion, effectively stealing ownership of our bodies. Make no mistake, this decision will have devastating consequences for Americans. Maternal mortality rates could rise by 38%, more children will be born into poverty, and sexual activity will become less safe and less pleasurable for all those who have the ability to become pregnant. As the government is well-aware, these ramifications will disproportionately affect the already poor and marginalized. Our rights have regressed 130 years. Now is not the time to stop fighting.

They’re f*cking us. It’s time we f*ck them back.